Children 14 years old.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When you are 15 you were ready for plucking
Now that you’re 16 you’re ready for fucking.
Amazing Grace come sit on my face
Don’t make me cry because I need your pie
I live behind a primary school in Maroochydore. Last year just before the Christmas holidays I was outside in the garden when I heard two little girls on the other side of the fence singing a song which surprised and amused me.
Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells” (obviously)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a forty-four
And shot him in the head………….. (followed by lots of giggling)
I don’t know whether there’s more, it seemed to be the only words they knew, and they kept repeating them amidst giggles. I remember a lot of over-learned ditties from my childhood, some of them no less violent and not a little rude!
Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle
The cow did a poo on the moon
The little dog barfed to see such fun
And the cat came and ate it with a spoon
German in the Grass
Look into my eyes
Your bum is paralysed etc
I’m tough! When I go to Pizza Hut I order everything – chairs, tables etc
I’m Tough! When my wide irons my shirt I leave it on
I’m tough! I eat quiche I eat it in front of truckies
I’m tough! My coco pops go shh sshhsshh
Look up, look down. Your pants will fall down.
Fatty and Skinny