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SOURCE: (to the verse of Sweet Violets)
SITE SOURCE: Dance

THE ASSUMING SONG

There was an old farmer who lived on a Rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his Fist
At some boys who were down by the Creek, (pronounced crick)
Their feet in the water their hands on thei Marbles,
And playthings and at half past four
There came a young lady she looked like a
Pretty young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
and she showed them her Rumples
and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to Bring
Up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling Refuse
And litter from yesterday’s hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her Eyes
At the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable Home
In the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she’d show him her
Little pet dog
Who was subject to fits and maybe she’d let him grab hold of her
Small tender hands
With a movement so quick and then she’d bend over and suck on his
Candy so tasty,
Made of butterscotch and then he’d spread whipped cream all over
Her Cookies
That she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go *???* yourself!