Bawdy Kids’ Rhymes view2

Source: Karl Treddenti
Station Street
Born July 1976
Recorded 1985



Why did the ant crawl up Prince Charles’ legs?
To see the royal balls

What do you get if you cross a koala with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper

What do you get if you cross a stereo with a fridge?
Cool music

What did Boy George say to the boxer?
Do you really want to hurt me.

What is Skippy’s favourite program/
Sixty minutes.

Mum was in the kitchen cooking fish and ships
Dad was in the toilet making battleships.

Why did the man sit on the toilet with his Lotto forms?
Because he was waiting for the big one to drop

What do you eat if you’re about to die?

Where do you go if you’re dead?
The living room.

Riddle me, riddle me ree
I saw a lady pee
She peed so fast
It made me laugh
Riddle me. Riddle me ree
What am I?
A: A tap!

A house full, a room full and I couldn’t catch a spoonful.
What am I?
A: a smoke

What kind of cot can’t a baby sleep in?
A: Apricot

What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: see you at the corner

What did one big toe say to the other?
A: don’t look now but there’s two heels following us