Bawdy Kids’ Rhymes view2
Source: Karl Treddenti
Born July 1976
SITE SOURCE: Kidz Lore
Why did the ant crawl up Prince Charles’ legs?
To see the royal balls
What do you get if you cross a koala with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper
What do you get if you cross a stereo with a fridge?
What did Boy George say to the boxer?
Do you really want to hurt me.
What is Skippy’s favourite program/
Mum was in the kitchen cooking fish and ships
Dad was in the toilet making battleships.
Why did the man sit on the toilet with his Lotto forms?
Because he was waiting for the big one to drop
What do you eat if you’re about to die?
Where do you go if you’re dead?
The living room.
Riddle me, riddle me ree
I saw a lady pee
She peed so fast
It made me laugh
Riddle me. Riddle me ree
What am I?
A: A tap!
A house full, a room full and I couldn’t catch a spoonful.
What am I?
A: a smoke
What kind of cot can’t a baby sleep in?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: see you at the corner
What did one big toe say to the other?
A: don’t look now but there’s two heels following us